Top Santa Banta Jokes Part 1
Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
Uncle: Bhai ?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!
Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
Pappu: A B C D...
Teacher: Aur Sunao??
Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?
English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!
Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...
Pappu rings a call centre and complains about his Internet.
Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"
Pappu: I can't see your computer.
Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on your computer.
Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Officer: Listen, There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer. Ok double click on it.
Pappu: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on your computer.
Pappu: On which Icon I've to click.
Officer: My Computer.
Pappu: Oh you fool......
Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."?
A Dinner Date
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
Legal and Logical
Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Pappu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal